Now a portal's tale isn't quite as nice
as the story we knew of lemons and spice,
but a portal's easy once you get to know it,
with the help of the science of an Aperture portal device.
Let's delve deeper into Hawkings philosophy
Far beyond that of the black hole mythology
It's easy to misjudge Apeture science underground city
With it's testing chambers and portal techology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Aperture's being portal stabibility
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple manufacturing facility
In the Portal gun Factory, where portal physics come true
In the Portal Gun Factory, where not a single defective one gets through
Now your thinking with poetry xD
I was trying to sing this to "Still alive" lol
YAY! Portal and MLP mix!
Very rare to see a non visual piece on these pages I congratulate you for that.
Doesn't quite fit the music, but it got a laugh out of me nonetheless.
Yay! I love this so much! ^^
I want a portal gun O.o That WORKS
They may not actually shoot portals, but I know that official portal gun replicas are supposed to come out soon. There's also preorder them from Japan, but that's $200-something.
O.O 200 Nowai! xD